January 2009
Watchmy dear friends of the internet
CAN ANYONE GET MY THIS SONG!!!!! DX
dear mer...
Female audience member: Mr. Colbert, have you been fucking Matt Damon?
Stephen Colbert: Why? Did his dick taste like me?
sara: where the fuck did this come from D: ?
Watch… the man speaks nothing but truths.
(The Nostalgia Critic “11 Saddest Moments” )
DOUG
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
YOU CAN BUY THE FIRST SEASON OF DOUG ON ITUNES!
Whore.
i feel like i am a whore for managing to post my garbage doodles on every site i have the ability to do so on.
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The Penis
dick is my favourite word for penis, it is closely followed by pecker which is in second place
Speaking of baby carrots...
oprahnoodlemantra:
squidowlrobot:
As i am sitting here in my dorm, eating the delicious baby carrots my grandparents so kindly brought to me, i am reminded of the day my father smashed my perception of baby carrots. You see for many a year i was under the impression that baby carrots were a special breed or carrot that contained a mutated gene that caused them to ripen prematurely. I believed...
baby carrots
As i am sitting here in my dorm, eating the delicious baby carrots my grandparents so kindly brought to me, i am reminded of the day my father smashed my perception of baby carrots. You see for many a year i was under the impression that baby carrots were a special breed or carrot that contained a mutated gene that caused them to ripen prematurely. I believed there was a farm some where out there...
german fish are lol
Klaus: you know, they say if you play it back wards you can here the voice of a dead child
Hayley: whoa... wait how to you play monopoly backwards?
Hannah started the fire!
Hannah: Mer, can you shut up!? I'm going to burn your guitar!
Myself: If you burn my guitar, I'll burn your life.
My Mum: Burn!
Maddie: Snap!''
lol ur so funy
weight loss mantra '09
” nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.” - paula miron anderson
1. no drinks other than water ( diet crap has bad shit in it too)
2. planned snacks (pick out healthy shit and plan times, other wise crap becomes easy to get your hands on)
3. the ” PERIOD” excuse is dead ( just ‘cause one is bleeding does not mean one is allowed to stuff what ever they want in...
new years resolutions yo'. 1.
1. get into art school.
2. get a job ( in the summer)
3. smile more.
4. have next years resolutions not have to do with losing weight
5. get under 200lbs. ( hopefully go to 185)
6. explore more art mediums.
7. incorporate more purple in my life.
8. start up my “catalogs” ( lol dorky dorky things)
9. meet more gay men
10. develop a taste for freelance jazz.